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Janey Kis Daur Mein Jaye Gi Yeh Aadat Meri....
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Roothna Us Se Aur Auron Se Ulajhtey Rehnaa!
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Roothna Us Se Aur Auron Se Ulajhtey Rehnaa!
wooooow ..... 
banao banaoo ...
hainnnnnnnnn 
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Maine kuch sabjiyaan kaat di h 
jaldi se kuch bana do .... 
..... Maine kuch sabjiyaan kaat di h jaldi se kuch bana do .... 
What Indian advertisements taught
me.???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more
important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every
dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use
deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of
phobias. You will be close to a
superman, if you drink these
regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical
cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk
without spreading it all over your face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi
makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and
daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
20. Mutualfundinvestmentsaresub
jecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
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me.???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more
important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every
dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use
deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of
phobias. You will be close to a
superman, if you drink these
regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical
cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk
without spreading it all over your face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi
makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and
daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
20. Mutualfundinvestmentsaresub
jecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
Reply
