thashakur

mashalla looking very fine
appreciation to u

hello

m fine, free time k mazy loot rha hon,
Thm sunao kia kr rhi o aaj kl??

nice goggles

k c o shama?

hi

Valentine’s Day
is for couples.

All singles can enjoy
themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

happy valentine's day

accha ye lo a easy one

Girl:Mera Mobile Maa K Pas Rhta H
B0Y-Agar Pakdi Gayi To
Girl-Tumhara Nmbr "Battery Low" Nam Se Save Hai
Jab B Tumhara Phon Aata H Maa Kehti Hi Lo Charg Kar Lo.

Sharmaji Interview Ke Liye Gaye......

Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuka Tha.

Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.

Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha.

Sharmaji Ki Bari Aaya.

Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?

Sharmaji Very Serious.
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...

Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!!

Sharmaji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai...

Sharmaji's another deadly solution:

You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Interviewer:-Stupid

Sharmaji:- Sir one more Solution…

Take water in your hand
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP -TIP)

Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga..

Sharmaji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna..
“TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”

Sharmaji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…
Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega”

Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli, naukri sharma ji ko hee de do.

Sharma ji can sell anything...



smiling day for u raat ke rani

good morning : c[ ]

ye joke tha !!!
Ethni humerous ladki main ne pehli bar daiki hay , anyhow
Miss ghayb kahan thi ethny dino sy, os my achy log bht km hogye hain ,

i ask u jokingly ,i m sorry if u mind it

hello shama ,are u alive :O

salam

juma mubarak


Remember me in your pray

Hi shama

Have a food Friday

Remember me in your pray

Take care

Good night shama

sweet sundey

GooD MrnG Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not
follow. Just walk beside me and be
my friend. take care