NashJohn24  (7 years ago)
khatarnaak joke 😝😝
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दो बच्चे रात को एक दुकान से संतरों की टोकरी चुराकर लाए
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और सोचा कि इनका बंटवारा कर लेते हैं ।
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एक ने कहा कि चलो कब्रिस्तान में चलकर बंटवारा कर लेते हैं ।
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तब वो दोनों कब्रिस्तान के दरवाजे को फांदकर अंदर जाते हैं ,
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उसी समय दो संतरे टोकरी में से गिर जाते हैं ।
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वो उन्हे अनदेखा कर आगे बढकर एक कब्र के पास बैठकर संतरों का बंटवारा करते हैं ।
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. एक तेरा एक मेरा,
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एक तेरा एक मेरा ।
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एक तेरा एक. मेरा
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उसी समय एक शराबी वँहा से गुजरता है ।
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जैसे ही वो "एक तेरा एक मेरा " की आवाज सुनता है
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उसका नशा उतर जाता है और भागता हुआ पादरी के पास जाता है
और कहता है कि कब्रिस्तान में भगवान और शैतान आपस में मुर्दों को बांट रहे हैं ।
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मैंने उन्हें एक तेरा एक मेरा कहते सुना है ।
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इतना सुनकर पादरी उस शराबी के साथ जाता है
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और जैसे ही दोनों कब्रिस्तान के गेट तक पहुँचते है
वैसे ही उल्टे पाँव वापस भाग जाते है
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क्योंकि
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अंदर से आवाज आती है इनका तो बंटवारा हो गया
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लेकिन
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जो दो कब्रिस्तान के दरवाजे के पास है उनका क्या करें ।😜😜😜😜😜

NashJohn24  (7 years ago)
Girlfriend: hey.. babe, how much do you love me?
Boyfriend: a lot
Girlfriend: how much?
Boyfriend: to infinity & beyond .
Girlfriend: oh.. okay..
Boyfriend: why baby? Girlfriend: oh nothing.. I just wanted to
know..
Boyfriend: is there something wrong?
Girlfriend: no, it's just that..
Boyfriend: what?
Girlfriend: I can't tell you..
Boyfriend: tell me baby, trust me..is it something bad?
Girlfriend: no.. it's good to me c:
Boyfriend: then just tell me?
Girlfriend: okay.. I think I might be pregnant..
Boyfriend: *gets offline*
Girlfriend:*get s sad & worried* *5 Hours passes and he knocks
on the girls door*
*girl opens the door*
*The boyfriend on his knee*
Boyfriend: WILL YOU MARRY ME?

NashJohn24  (7 years ago)
Girl:- Do you believe in angels?
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Boy:- Yeah...
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Girl:- Where do they live?
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Boy:- Some in Heaven, some on
earth..
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Girl:-Have you ever met one?
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Boy:- Yup, even hugged one. I kissed one, too....
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Girl:- You’re cheating on me with an angel...
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Boy:- No Babe, you’re my
angel
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Girl- Awwwww ❤❤❤

NashJohn24  (7 years ago)
Must read

A heart touching love story that proves still true love exists...!

In 2011 a stranger mssgd a girl in a social site as d boy was funny she liked his talks from there they started messaging each other for 1 month, later they accepted their friend request & they became friends & after 2 months they exchanged their contact details.

(Names are kept silent)

From here the talks began they started chatting & later chats changed to calls then later after 6 months when they were in a call here comes a time where the girl proposes the boy, The boy takes a deep breath with a long silence & says am sorry as I don’t trust in love & I can’t accept your love & ignores but d girl didn't give up!! she cried as she is not like other girls, As he couldn’t see her crying, the boy said he needs some time to think on this & later after 3 months finally he accepts the proposal😍(he liked the girl because she had a baby kind of character which is more likely to be seen in this generation) but the thing is "they had never seen each other from when they had become friends"

''This is where true love exists''

After 1 year in 2012 d girl forced him to meet as they had never seen each other since they had become friends & d boy agreed to meet her on "15th November" as they were returning from there natives they decided to meet in Mysore "SUBURB BUS STAND", They were curious to meet each other as it was there first time, They both looked into each other’s eyes with love , from there the boy took her to the movie that’s their first movie together “JAB TAK HAI JAAN” after the movie while dropping back her to the hostel he holds her hand and says ‘’❤Jab tak hai jaan mai tujhe pyar karunga❤” and says “LOVE U TOO😍” girl with her eyes filled moves from there.💑

From here their love life starts

The 2-hour talk changed into late night talks, like this their bonding started to grow, few months later one day while they were on call the girl said that she wants to stay with him, but d boy didn't agree at d first then after

NashJohn24  (7 years ago)
चलो कुछ ख्वाब फिर सजा लें,
चलो एक नयी दुनिया फिर बसा लें,
किसी ग़म को जगह नही देंगे कभी,
चलो आज मिल कर यह कसम खा लें,

जो धोखे दुनिया दिखा गए पूरी,
जो लोग ज़रुरत पर बना गए दूरी,
वो शख्स जिसने वक़्त पर बतायी मजबूरी,
इनको ज़हन से याद से नसीब से हटा लें,
चलो कुछ ख्वाब फिर सजा लें....

वो लम्हा जब तनहा था अकेला था,
वो शब् जब तुम पर भी पहरा था,
वो दिन जब वीरान अपनों का चेहरा था,
आओ की मुस्कुरा कर भुला लें,
चलो कुछ ख्वाब फिर सजा लें....

NashJohn24  (7 years ago)
Everyone wants a happy life.
But they dont have the courage to make changes in thier life and achieve what they want...
So just close your eyes, take a full breath and go after your dreams and make a change in your life.....
Everything happens for a reason

NashJohn24  (7 years ago)
🌞 सुप्रभात ☕☕
किसी ने हमसे पूछा कि तुम हर-रोज सुबह "गुड मॉर्निंग" करके सबको याद करते हो, तो क्या वो भी तुम्हे याद करते हैं...?
हमने कहाः "मुझे रिश्ता निभाना है, मुकाबला नहीं करना... हम सबके "दिलों" में रहना चाहते हैं, "दिमाग" में नहीं।
🙏आपका दिन शुभ हो 🙏

NashJohn24  (7 years ago)
वकील :- तलाक करवाने के 50000 रू. लगेंगे😃
पति :- पागल हो क्या ? पंडित जी ने 1100 रू. में शादी करवाई थी 😨
वकील :- देख लिया न सस्ते काम का नतीजा ..😂😂😂😂

NashJohn24  (7 years ago)
He : hii Mitthi 😘
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She : get lost 😕😞
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He : kya hua baby gussa hai tu???
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She : nahi mai toh bohot khush hu 😏😒😞
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He : bol na baat kya hai 😘
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She : ja k comments padh apne... kya likha tha tune us ladki ki pic pe... k tu nahi toh kuch nahi.... 😒😞😕
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He : areee jaan wo mazak tha tu janti hai na mai kitta flirt karta hu.... 😘😍
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She : haan toh kr na ja mujhse kyu baat krne aa ra hai tu... usi se kar na 😒😞😕
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He : areee babu wo mera dare tha k public me mai ye sab likhu or tu fir mujhe daate.... 😘😍
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She : huhhh... baat nhi karni smjha 😒😞😕
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He : babu i luv u na.. ❤😘😍
sorry na baccha mai bas tmse hi pyar karta hu... or kisi k bare me soch bhi nahi sakta... flirt karta rehta hu... pr pyar tumse hi karta hu yar... ❤😘😍
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She : prove it 😒😏
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He : ok wait.... 😊
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after 10 minutes he calls her and asks her to come out of her house.... 🏠
mitthi runs downstairs and finds him kneeled down in rain with a bouquet of rose in his hands.... 👫
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She : pagal hai kya
bimar padh jaega andar aa... 😒😞
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He : tu maaf kar tabhi aunga 😏😘😘
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She : haan baba kar dia ab toh aa ja na 😘😍
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He : nahi... ek kam kar lu pehle...
he handed her the bouquet of roses... and sang for her a song as follows
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" aa tujhe in baahon me bhar k aur bhi kar lu mai kareeb... tu judaa ho toh lage hai... aata jata har pal ajeeb... is jahan me hai or na hoga... mujhsa koi bhi khush Naseeb... tune mujhko dil dia hai... mai hu tere sabse kareeb...: i love u meri jaan... bohot zyada... mai pagal hu... ziddi hu... awara hu... pr tum mujhe accha bana do na... mujhe apna bana lo or mai duniya ka best boy ban k dikhaunga... meri jaan le lena pr mera sath kabhi mat chorna... mai nhi jee paunga... 😘😘😍
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She (with tears in her eyes) : i love you pagal... i love you a lot... or ab se tumko kabhi galat nahi samjhungi mai... plomich
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and they fall in love once again....

NashJohn24  (7 years ago)
गांव की दो महिलाएं आपस में बात कर रही थी।
पहली बोली~हे बहिन इ हसबैंड क्या होता है।
दूसरी ने मुस्कुराते हुए कहा- बहिन ये अजीब तरह का बैंड होता है जो केवल घर के बेलन से ही बजाया जाता है।
इस बैंड को बजाने का आनंद केवल शादीसुदा औरतें ही ले सकती हैं और इस बैंड की अच्छाई ये होती है इसे
जितना बजाओगी उतनी ही मधुर धुन निकलेगी और धुन केवल घर के अंदर ही रहेगी ।
मजे की बात तो यह है कि इसे कितना भी बजाओ ये हँसता ही रहता है, इसीलिए इसे हसबैंड कहते हैं।