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innocentTear Guestbook![]() ![]() is for couples. ![]() All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() accha ye lo a easy one ![]() Girl:Mera Mobile Maa K Pas Rhta H ![]() B0Y-Agar Pakdi Gayi To ![]() Girl-Tumhara Nmbr "Battery Low" Nam Se Save Hai ![]() Jab B Tumhara Phon Aata H Maa Kehti Hi Lo Charg Kar Lo. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sharmaji Interview Ke Liye Gaye...... Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuka Tha. ![]() Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha. Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha. ![]() Sharmaji Ki Bari Aaya. ![]() Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai. Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ? ![]() ![]() Sharmaji Very Serious. ![]() ![]() Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai... Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!! ![]() Sharmaji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette ![]() Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai... ![]() Sharmaji's another deadly solution: ![]() You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette ![]() Interviewer:-Stupid ![]() ![]() Sharmaji:- Sir one more Solution… ![]() Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP -TIP) Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga.. ![]() Sharmaji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna.. ![]() “TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee” ![]() ![]() Sharmaji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution… ![]() Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & “jalney lagega” ![]() ![]() Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli, naukri sharma ji ko hee de do. ![]() Sharma ji can sell anything... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |